I get angry emails sometimes. I definitely prefer them to anonymous Tumblr messages, which I disabled a while back. (My inbox was just filling up with “why you so shitty at your job” missives and nothing actually substantive or engaging. Except messages from Tyler Nickell. Hey Tyler.)

I understand the impetus behind sending an angry email to a writer, because you want that person to know exactly why you took issue with what they wrote. I get that.

What I’ve never understood is when people assume that I “think I’m so cool” or am “self-centered” or whatever. I’ve never read something I disagreed with and just outright assumed something about that person’s character, and then emailed them to say “here’s a generalization about you that I just made up because I’m angry at your writing”.

But then I’m operating from this side, where I’m comfortable with who I am as an actual person. When I’m buying groceries or washing dishes, I’m not an internet personality or a byline. Maybe people just need to angrily assume things in order to work through what they’re feeling.

A lot to consider.

Sincerely,

Self-centered cool guy
April 17, 2014

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I reviewed one of my favorite albums of 2014 thus far, Protomartyr’s Under Color of Official Right. In the review, I talked about how it’s tempting to annotate Joe Casey’s lyrics RapGenius style. After seeing this illustration in the zine (yes, zine) that accompanies the LP, it partially cleared up the first lines of “Pagans”:

Mero met Livy* in the lineto drown the frog mouths**in the bar I already told you about***

* I think Livy = Titus Livius Patavinus (not sure about Mero)** drown the frog mouths = pee into a urinal*** he already told you about Jumbo’s
But yeah, there’s a lot to tease out in these lyrics, if you want to. I started reading Patrick Hamilton because of this record.
The accompanying zine also has some interesting Italian poems.

I reviewed one of my favorite albums of 2014 thus far, Protomartyr’s Under Color of Official Right. In the review, I talked about how it’s tempting to annotate Joe Casey’s lyrics RapGenius style. After seeing this illustration in the zine (yes, zine) that accompanies the LP, it partially cleared up the first lines of “Pagans”:

Mero met Livy* in the line
to drown the frog mouths**
in the bar I already told you about***

* I think Livy = Titus Livius Patavinus (not sure about Mero)
** drown the frog mouths = pee into a urinal
*** he already told you about Jumbo’s

But yeah, there’s a lot to tease out in these lyrics, if you want to. I started reading Patrick Hamilton because of this record.

The accompanying zine also has some interesting Italian poems.

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